FSTEAK

How you know it's time to put the controller down and go to bed

 *playing video games at 3am*
Friend: That's it, you're going down! You're a toaster!
Me: ....
Me: ....
Friend: I meant, 'You're toast!' Stop giving me that look!!

princedoki:

radioactivemoose:

my greatest achievement

QUIT STEALING MY FRIES BAKA

Me, my sister, and 8shortfuse took this as a challenge. This is our greatest life accomplishment.

I got big booty bitches. What do you got?

Anonymous

Are you bored, Megan? XD

‘CAUSE I WANT BIG BOOTY BITCHES

WANT DEM BIG BOOTY BITCHES

WHOO~

PIE!!!

Anonymous

Pumpkin, for sure.

/friend gets pulled over by a cop
/I offer him a Kool-Aid Jammer

doodling instead of doing homework aw yis

“You need to just get over PTSD and move on.”

Oh, no no no no no. There are so many things wrong with that statement.

One can’t just “get over” PTSD. The memories, bad dreams, triggers, jumpiness…. A person can’t just say, “Okay, I won’t have any more nightmares!” They’re unavoidable. They’re painful.

I’m so mad right now.

Damn it, I made another silly-arse Tumblr theme. Somebody stop me.

This time, it’s Nic Cage in all his glory. You can get it right here. [Chrome users need to have Stylish, and Firefox users need to have Greasemonkey.]

Hey Firefox/Chrome users,

Want an awesomely impractical Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff Tumblr dashboard? Get it here. [You need to have either Stylish or Greasemonkey for your browser.]

Psst, I’ll also take simple requests in my spare time. :]